List written 2 June 2008
At the Jersey Shore, original styles radiate, even when ripping off someone else’s or just relaxing in your "whites" on Memorial Day.
Anyone who talks smack about Jersey being a dump needs to get a clue.
Sunset on Manahawkin.
Memorial Day sunset on Long Beach Island, NJ.
For the record, the Love Puppies rocked a packed house on Memorial Day Weekend this year. Next time I'll call the Party Bus to drive my ass home...
What Happens on the Porch Stays on the Porch; We Hope Our Ship Comes In Before The Dock Rots...Jersey wisdom on wooden signs.
In the history of Jersey gaming, no one has ever won more than 50 cents on one of these machines, but it looks so tempting!
So what if elephants have nothing to do with either islands or miniature golf. Plastic elephants get people's attention.
Memorial Day Weekend, soft sand beaches, no crowds.
touchnj has been a member since 31 May 2008 and goes by touchnj.
My advice to the travelers of the world is this:
if ever you find yourself alone in a foreign land, surrounded by a bunch of tough-looking, drunk strangers speaking a language you don't understand other than the word "gringo", laughing hysterically and glancing in your direction each time they say the only word you recognize, take a big sip of your caipirinha, smile, and assume the best.